On the school buzz! What do butterflies study at school? What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet! A maths test! Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water! What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire? A blood test! What happened to the maths teacher's garden? The plants all grew square roots! Why don't farts do well at school? They get expelled! Why did the echo get detention? For answering back! Why should you never do maths in the jungle?
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Because if you add four and four, you might get ate! Who's in charge of the pencil case? The ruler! Use a ruler!
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The mewseum! Why did the boy eat his homework? Someone told him it was a piece of cake! Want more jokes? Visit our Joke Generator! Rate it! More funny jokes school. More Stuff. A head teacher is making his rounds of the school when he hears a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushes in and spots one boy, taller than the others, who seems to be making the most noise. He seizes the lad, drags him to the hall, and tells him to wait there until he is excused. Returning to the classroom, the head teacher restores order and lectures the class for half an hour about the importance of good behaviour.
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. In fact, he was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in and later died for this. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practised on an old spinster, which he kept up in his attic. Teacher: Brett, your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy her?
September is here And so is fall. So welcome children Welcome all. I hope vacation Was real fun. And that you're glad School has begun. Scapau Corina 3 years ago Hahahha Ayushi Sharma 3 years ago This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P. Su Li 1 year ago I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring?
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Brianna Bastian 3 years ago love it! Celia McDaniel 3 years ago Me Intensive Panda 3 years ago I'm a German and find it hilarious. Veronica Hufana 3 years ago I'm using this on the next bad example I come across. Jamison Frances 3 years ago Love it! Ayushi Sharma 3 years ago Didn't see that coming! Lina Paavilainen 3 years ago Best!
Wise-ass joke! Leanne Gordon 3 years ago You Excel at these jokes???? Jamison Frances 3 years ago Me too! Celia McDaniel 3 years ago Haha. Samuel Jay Brown 3 years ago Jew seriously? I am this Israeli how he does it. Celia McDaniel 3 years ago "The Jetsons you fucking racists. Brandon Was Here 3 years ago Say it out loud to understand.
Dominator King 2 months ago Lauren Jones 3 years ago No pun intended Wow. Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago Eughh.
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Ayushi Sharma 3 years ago Best one yet? Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago Nooooooooo that makes me sad. ContagiousFandom 3 years ago Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it. Zulkarnain K. I l'oeuf this. Anna Linnaeus 3 years ago Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it. Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago Noooooooooooo.
Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago No too realistic. Calebtheboss 5 months ago veronica do you really have to coment on every sing one. Virginia Su 3 years ago I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Socially Awkward 2 years ago Nononononono whyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that. Keenan Smith 8 months ago hellen keller walked into a bar.. Brandon Was Here 3 years ago or another tree. Intensive Panda 3 years ago and the bad taste award goes to Bewgie 1 week ago don't joke about that. Carlee Franklin 3 years ago It took me a second but I got it.
He forgot he had cancer LOL!! Jamison Frances 3 years ago Great! Oona Birdie 3 years ago That's hilarious. Ross Avilla 3 years ago What? Janii HJ 2 months ago Double entendre means double meaning - it could mean he had sex with her, or that he gave her the desired order.
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